I think we watch too much TV

"Master Blue, We've already won the war against nature, why would we want to go back?" -- Mr. Harryman, Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends.

Wrestling with the baby is dangerous.

"I bit my lip, I bit my tongue, I broke my eye-jaw." -- The Husband

From the Children's Show "Handy Manny"

"I'll never get tired of nailing things. I'm a hammer!" -- Pat, the hammer