Tuesday, June 17, 2008
Wednesday, November 7, 2007
I think we watch too much TV
"Master Blue, We've already won the war against nature, why would we want to go back?" -- Mr. Harryman, Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends.
Sunday, November 4, 2007
Wrestling with the baby is dangerous.
"I bit my lip, I bit my tongue, I broke my eye-jaw." -- The Husband
Thursday, November 1, 2007
From the Children's Show "Handy Manny"
"I'll never get tired of nailing things. I'm a hammer!" -- Pat, the hammer
Friday, September 21, 2007
On Estrogen and weight loss.
A bit of knowledge first: Estrogen in your system makes your body produce more fat. Fat is oozing with estrogen. The more fat you have, the more fat you store, etc. down. ward. spiral. This is what my mother had to say about it:
"That is when exercise becomes important. And buying bigger pants."
"That is when exercise becomes important. And buying bigger pants."
Monday, September 17, 2007
Quotes from my old page.
We'll see how many new ones are added. I hope to be adding more now. I've had a few go by the waysides.. Not any longer!!
“Art – What a waste of space.” -- Bill
“NO!!! We are not going to do that you dumb twit!!” -- Kate
“I SUMMON THE POWER OF CERTIFICATION!!” – Dilbert"You SUCK!! You SUCK!! You SUCK!! You SUCK!! You SUCK!! You SUCK!! You SUCK!! You SUCK!! You SUCK!!" -- Bonzi Buddy, when Jason A tried to uninstall him.
“I live in the country, where it stinks, but that’s okay, because I have a slingshot.” A friend of the family's kid said this... It was cute
“The messier the food, the better it tastes, unless of course, it’s an apple turnover.” -- JR (I have NO clue WHY he excluded Apple turnovers, but that in itself is funny.)
“Burger King’s new fries are best when eaten.” – Burger King bag
“My eyes are open, yet I see nothing.” – Me (YOU see what happens when you put a black black glove over each eye, so that you are looking into it..)
“I’m getting a puppy!!!” – Me (Okay, so this one isn't quite funny, but I like it anyways)
“Go ahead, take a whiff. It smells like rotting flesh!” – David Stewart (commenting on what fly paper smells like..WHY would you want to smell fly paper? I don't know.. I'd be afraid I would get too close, andhave a piece of fly paper stuck to my face forever.)
"Tonight we have Small Group Meetings, Remember, A good thing to bring to small group meetings is a pie." Pator Burpee (don't exactly know why it's funny, but it is.)
"Boop" -- GR... it's an inside joke.. don't ask..
"Pepsi.. The Hypermaker" -- Preview to GS's and my new commercial making business
"I can make you drop that" -- GR... :-)
"I thought it was going to be tomorrow and I would hear the laugh all the way over here." --GS on CRACK.. or maybe just a little too much chocolate sampler....
"I am a torcherd soul" -- Leif... yah..(I know that tortured is spelled wrong)
"I am doing them right now." -- GS...referring to kegel exercises....
"WHAT IS ON MY LEG???" -- Me? it really was funny.. I SWEAR!!
"How can I be lying when I am telling the truth?? --GR... mm.. that is another long story.. he is just too nice to me I think... <3
"You will NOT drink out of that bowl!!" -- KH to LM and TCBY.. it's a long story..but LM, GR and I almost died laughing that night..
"Parades. Ugh.. How many BANDS and CHILDREN and HORSES can one person look at?" --Lois, kick-ass lady I met, she cracks me up.
"ugly baby judges you" -- Ross on Friends
"Honey, those aren’t children… Those are packets of cream cheese." -–Space Ghost
"All is quiet and peaceful in the city of Townsville..... IF YOU IGNORE THE GIANT ANT!!!!! -- Narrator, Power Puff Girls
"Throw it into Neutral!!!!!!!" -- Me... This is a quote with a history... Y'see.. back in the ol' high school days, it snowed, and KT had about 10 of us in her car, and it seemed to be out of control, and so I (at least i have been TOLD that I did)screamed this. Well, the other night at KT's Party, we were watching a show, when the question was.... What do you do if your car's accelerator sticks, and you cannot slow the car down? The answer: "THROW IT INTO NEUTRAL". This seemed to be funny for all.. so I thought I would throw it in here..
"It's like being married to my best friend....and he lets me feel his boobs" -- Homer Simpson, referring to his marriage to Marge.
"Okay, that's a #2, Supersize with a Lemonade, an extra cheeseburger, and a small hot fudge sundae. Can I get anything else for you today GR?" --Guy working Drive thru at 48th and Vine McDonald's. Why is this funny? Because you KNOW you eat at McDonald's too much when the McD's worker (whom you have never met outside of the drive thru) recognizes your voice when you order, and calls you by name... YES THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENED!!!!!
"AWWWWWWW, How Cuuuuute" -- Who else, but BUBBLES of the POWER PUFF GIRLS. That cartoon has recently become one of my favorites.
"Sometimes I wish I was a NASCAR driver" -- GR
"But I don't want him to die a virgin!!!"--GR, referring to why he thinks we should breed Chewie once, THEN have him fixed.
"Never jump into a pile of leaves with a wet sucker." --Linus, 'It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown!'
"I have learned never to discuss three things with people: Religion, Politics, and the Great Pumpkin." --another one from Linus, in 'It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown!!
"You didn't just ROB the cradle, MAN, you SACKED AND PILLAGED!!" LRL , upon hearing the age difference between GR and me.
"Spongebob is not a contraceptive" --Bart Simpson, as written on the Chalkboard. Episode aired 2/9/03.
“Beginning today, treat everyone you meet as if he or she were going to be dead by midnight. Extend to them all the care, kindness, and understanding you can muster, and do so with no thought of any reward. Your life will never be the same again.
Everyone has a right to be stupid. Some just abuse the privilege. Author Unknown
'Tis better to be silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt. -Abraham Lincoln
"I said you don't get to choose how you're going to die. Or when. You can only decide how you're going to live. Now." --Joan Baez
"There are two kinds of people who never amount to much: those who cannot do what they are told, and those who can do nothing else." -Cyrus Curtis
"Excellence can be attained if you Care more than others think is wise, Risk more than others think is safe, Dream more than others think is practical, and Expect more than others think is possible." Author Unknown
"You are an IDIOT every day of the week, why couldn't you have just taken a day off?" -- Samantha Carter to Colonel Mayborne on SG-1
"You have to walk carefully in the beginning of love; the running across fields into your lover's arms can only come later when you're sure they won't laugh if you trip." -- Jonathan Carroll
"You have to walk carefully in the beginning of love; the running across fields into your lover's arms can only come later when you're sure they won't laugh if you trip." -- Jonathan Carroll
"Don't hit me, I just ate a lot of Pizza!!" -- GR
"I smell toasted cheese sandwiches" -- JN
Mary: "Someone called from the Norfolk City Jail.. Who knows someone that would be in jail? (pause) Probably me.." Nir: "Why, because of your pants?"
"You think I can't write a book about black jews?" -- JN
"They forgot the "S"!!!" -- cute little boy who was referring to the "Beware of Dog" sign on our fence.
"The worlds best writers use the fewest words. *pause* That's why Tom Clancy sucks." -- JN
"The truth does not require that you believe it." --JN
“Art – What a waste of space.” -- Bill
“NO!!! We are not going to do that you dumb twit!!” -- Kate
“I SUMMON THE POWER OF CERTIFICATION!!” – Dilbert"You SUCK!! You SUCK!! You SUCK!! You SUCK!! You SUCK!! You SUCK!! You SUCK!! You SUCK!! You SUCK!!" -- Bonzi Buddy, when Jason A tried to uninstall him.
“I live in the country, where it stinks, but that’s okay, because I have a slingshot.” A friend of the family's kid said this... It was cute
“The messier the food, the better it tastes, unless of course, it’s an apple turnover.” -- JR (I have NO clue WHY he excluded Apple turnovers, but that in itself is funny.)
“Burger King’s new fries are best when eaten.” – Burger King bag
“My eyes are open, yet I see nothing.” – Me (YOU see what happens when you put a black black glove over each eye, so that you are looking into it..)
“I’m getting a puppy!!!” – Me (Okay, so this one isn't quite funny, but I like it anyways)
“Go ahead, take a whiff. It smells like rotting flesh!” – David Stewart (commenting on what fly paper smells like..WHY would you want to smell fly paper? I don't know.. I'd be afraid I would get too close, andhave a piece of fly paper stuck to my face forever.)
"Tonight we have Small Group Meetings, Remember, A good thing to bring to small group meetings is a pie." Pator Burpee (don't exactly know why it's funny, but it is.)
"Boop" -- GR... it's an inside joke.. don't ask..
"Pepsi.. The Hypermaker" -- Preview to GS's and my new commercial making business
"I can make you drop that" -- GR... :-)
"I thought it was going to be tomorrow and I would hear the laugh all the way over here." --GS on CRACK.. or maybe just a little too much chocolate sampler....
"I am a torcherd soul" -- Leif... yah..(I know that tortured is spelled wrong)
"I am doing them right now." -- GS...referring to kegel exercises....
"WHAT IS ON MY LEG???" -- Me? it really was funny.. I SWEAR!!
"How can I be lying when I am telling the truth?? --GR... mm.. that is another long story.. he is just too nice to me I think... <3
"You will NOT drink out of that bowl!!" -- KH to LM and TCBY.. it's a long story..but LM, GR and I almost died laughing that night..
"Parades. Ugh.. How many BANDS and CHILDREN and HORSES can one person look at?" --Lois, kick-ass lady I met, she cracks me up.
"ugly baby judges you" -- Ross on Friends
"Honey, those aren’t children… Those are packets of cream cheese." -–Space Ghost
"All is quiet and peaceful in the city of Townsville..... IF YOU IGNORE THE GIANT ANT!!!!! -- Narrator, Power Puff Girls
"Throw it into Neutral!!!!!!!" -- Me... This is a quote with a history... Y'see.. back in the ol' high school days, it snowed, and KT had about 10 of us in her car, and it seemed to be out of control, and so I (at least i have been TOLD that I did)screamed this. Well, the other night at KT's Party, we were watching a show, when the question was.... What do you do if your car's accelerator sticks, and you cannot slow the car down? The answer: "THROW IT INTO NEUTRAL". This seemed to be funny for all.. so I thought I would throw it in here..
"It's like being married to my best friend....and he lets me feel his boobs" -- Homer Simpson, referring to his marriage to Marge.
"Okay, that's a #2, Supersize with a Lemonade, an extra cheeseburger, and a small hot fudge sundae. Can I get anything else for you today GR?" --Guy working Drive thru at 48th and Vine McDonald's. Why is this funny? Because you KNOW you eat at McDonald's too much when the McD's worker (whom you have never met outside of the drive thru) recognizes your voice when you order, and calls you by name... YES THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENED!!!!!
"AWWWWWWW, How Cuuuuute" -- Who else, but BUBBLES of the POWER PUFF GIRLS. That cartoon has recently become one of my favorites.
"Sometimes I wish I was a NASCAR driver" -- GR
"But I don't want him to die a virgin!!!"--GR, referring to why he thinks we should breed Chewie once, THEN have him fixed.
"Never jump into a pile of leaves with a wet sucker." --Linus, 'It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown!'
"I have learned never to discuss three things with people: Religion, Politics, and the Great Pumpkin." --another one from Linus, in 'It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown!!
"You didn't just ROB the cradle, MAN, you SACKED AND PILLAGED!!" LRL , upon hearing the age difference between GR and me.
"Spongebob is not a contraceptive" --Bart Simpson, as written on the Chalkboard. Episode aired 2/9/03.
“Beginning today, treat everyone you meet as if he or she were going to be dead by midnight. Extend to them all the care, kindness, and understanding you can muster, and do so with no thought of any reward. Your life will never be the same again.
Everyone has a right to be stupid. Some just abuse the privilege. Author Unknown
'Tis better to be silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt. -Abraham Lincoln
"I said you don't get to choose how you're going to die. Or when. You can only decide how you're going to live. Now." --Joan Baez
"There are two kinds of people who never amount to much: those who cannot do what they are told, and those who can do nothing else." -Cyrus Curtis
"Excellence can be attained if you Care more than others think is wise, Risk more than others think is safe, Dream more than others think is practical, and Expect more than others think is possible." Author Unknown
"You are an IDIOT every day of the week, why couldn't you have just taken a day off?" -- Samantha Carter to Colonel Mayborne on SG-1
"You have to walk carefully in the beginning of love; the running across fields into your lover's arms can only come later when you're sure they won't laugh if you trip." -- Jonathan Carroll
"You have to walk carefully in the beginning of love; the running across fields into your lover's arms can only come later when you're sure they won't laugh if you trip." -- Jonathan Carroll
"Don't hit me, I just ate a lot of Pizza!!" -- GR
"I smell toasted cheese sandwiches" -- JN
Mary: "Someone called from the Norfolk City Jail.. Who knows someone that would be in jail? (pause) Probably me.." Nir: "Why, because of your pants?"
"You think I can't write a book about black jews?" -- JN
"They forgot the "S"!!!" -- cute little boy who was referring to the "Beware of Dog" sign on our fence.
"The worlds best writers use the fewest words. *pause* That's why Tom Clancy sucks." -- JN
"The truth does not require that you believe it." --JN
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)
